- Make bed. You never know when the dog will puke and it’s so much easier to wash the covers than the mattress.
- Stop forgetting to pee.
- Laugh. AFTER you pee.
- Do not complain about laundry. Unless you do laundry al fresco, no laundry means you must be dead. Laundry=Life.
- Look around you. But use your peripherals so you don’t trip and fall over what’s in front of you.